Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Constitutional crisis averted!

For those of you concerned that the bungling of "faithfully" had left our nation without a constitutionally legitimate president, please rest assured. The world is safe again for democracy!

As just reported by the New York Times, Chief Justice Roberts and President (or quasi-President, or whatever) Obama got together in the Map Room of the White House tonight and went through the whole thing again. No modifiers were misplaced, and Mr. Obama is now unquestionably the President of the United States of America.

Phew!